February 14, 2011

February 4, 2011

favorite song right now:

Pass Me By (If You're Only Passing Through) - George Jones

I've been listening to his fantastic album called "The Grand Tour". It makes me long for a drink, among other things.

January 28, 2011

A BRIEF HISTORY OF TODAY

Well Albert Einstein was right. There really is no better way to start your day than by exposing your penis to a stranger. (Or was that Pee-Wee Herman? How easily I confuse the two!) Follow that up with a 10 mile bike ride to the coast, where I sat upon a cliff with the following view:



and read from Tolstoy's War And Peace (I'm on that Volume 3 shit, bitches!). After the sun went down I scored 2 goals in a soccer game, then capped it all off by working on my album (rhymes).

... If only I could find a blow job.

January 21, 2011

"... but the world is a great snowball rolling downhill and it never rolls uphill to unwind itself back to nothing at all and nonhappening."
 - R.P. Warren

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