What more can I say?

"You think you're free? Try going somewhere without fucking money!" - Bill Hicks

Great Moments In 21st Century Film

Soldier: Sir, we've located Condor.
(Condor is a fellow soldier who has been impaled upon a giant screw)
Captain: What's his condition?
Soldier: He's screwed.

I dream of people I knew in times past.
Where memories, like rivers, once stopped at the dam,
now they spread massively and powerfully wide as the ocean,
and I a panicked rower am adrift in unnavigable waters.

Comedy or Tragedy?

At work an associate of mine was orchestrating a potluck dinner for our coworker's birthday. She sent notice through an email to those of us on her team asking what we would bring. Two different women responded that they would bring salad. Then they said they would coordinate it so that they weren't bringing the same kind of salad. We got an email from one of them that read: "I'll bring Cesar."
To which I replied: "Et tu?"

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Unfortunately, she didn't get it.

I brought a book with me to work today. A coworker asked what I was reading, so I held the book up to her and said, "It's Les Misérables." Her jocose appraisal was, "That's a huge book. I mean you might as well read War And Peace."
To which I replied: "Actually, I just finished that."