Dinosaur With Headphones

I was watching John Oliver talk about the problems of student debt, thoroughly enjoying it, and then at the end of his show his guest is the band A Great Big World singing their song "say something" and i...

fuck. life sucks.

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At the grocery store today I bought some vodka, some miscellaneous groceries and a large bottle of lotion (for my psoriasis). When the young female cashier was scanning my items I realized it looked like I had little planned except to get drunk and masturbate.

That's not what I use the lotion for, but it looked like that. It was embarrassing.