Great Moments In 21st Century Journalism

"El Mundo Deportivo: 'Ten percent of Messi is worth a hundred of most players.' Sport: 'To the semis!' They say, 'Messi fit is the best player in the world. And the second best player in the world is Messi half fit.' And so on and so forth, El Pais even suggesting this week that one day Barca will win a game simply by fielding a cardboard cutout of him... Don't know. Hasn't worked for Torres." - Jamie Richardson