On any normal day, a homeless man defecating into a sewer opening would be the strangest sight that one would see. But today took a turn for the not normal quickly. Since La Jolla was too crowded I decided to visit the beach at Torrey Pines. Torrey Pines is the area directly north of the Salk Institute, which you may (probably not) recall is my favorite place in San Diego. Torrey Pines is a park on a cliff where para-gliders and hang-gliders launch from. There's a steep dirt staircase cut into the cliff that leads down to a beach. The beach is known as Black's Beach, and I had never been there. I descended the steps, and once I reached the sand I was greeted by a naked man in a baseball cap. At first I thought he was a confused elderly man. But after seeing several men walking naked across the sand, penises dangling, I quickly realized that it must be a beach where clothing is optional. As difficult as the descent was, I can't say it didn't make sense. But most people were clothed and I wasn't about to walk straight back up the steep stairs, so I took off my shoes and socks (and my shoes and socks only!) and went for a stroll in the waves. According to Wikipedia, "Black's Beach is the largest nudist beach in the United States". I had no idea. Really only about 17% of the population was nude.
Anyway, nudity doesn't bother me. Unless it's myself.
Strange day. The whole time all I could think was, "She would be laughing so hard if I could tell this story to her myself." I could come home and when she asked, "How was your day?" I could respond, "It was good. I practiced soccer, saw a homeless man pooping into the sewer, and then I unwittingly stumbled upon the largest nude beach in all of the United States." If that didn't make her smile, then I don't know what would.
"Spent a lot of time staring at the ceiling, spent a lot of time talking to walls. Spent a lot of time chasing that old time feeling, spent a lot of time waiting on your call." |
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