Great Moments In 21st Century Television

Homer: "Wait wait wait wait wait. No matter what I did, no matter how many people lost their pensions, it's forgiven like that?"

Catholic priest: "If you truly repent, then yes."

Homer: "Ooookay, let's make some magic here. I wiped a booger on your shirt, I made a dog and a cat kiss, I swiped a bolted down TV from a Holiday Inn, I coveted the wife in Jaws 2, I lied to a waiter, I masturbated eight billion times and I have no plans to stop masturbating in the future. Woohoo, I'm clean!"