I want to start a Prince cover band and call it Prints.

I offered Rocco a dollar to be my best buddy for life.
He turned down the dollar.
Said he would do it for free.

"The whole world's a bottle
           and life's but a dram.
When the bottle gets empty
           it sure ain't worth a damn."
                                - Bob Dylan

"Love, above any other sort of like touchy-feely thing, it is a profound social contract that you have with another person. And if you're married (particularly) that contract means you don't - you're not gonna lie to them." - David Bazan

What more can I say?

"You think you're free? Try going somewhere without fucking money!" - Bill Hicks

Great Moments In 21st Century Film

Soldier: Sir, we've located Condor.
(Condor is a fellow soldier who has been impaled upon a giant screw)
Captain: What's his condition?
Soldier: He's screwed.