What Sinéad O'Connor has to say

"Too many people forget how important it is to be silly. Well... when I get depressed or suicidal from now on, I'm going to use humour to get myself out of it. So now, the funny story I promised you. A story of Ireland if ever there was one. One of my best female friends has a sister who was married all her life to a proper arse-hole who took a job in Copenhagen for a few years when the kids were grown up and came home once a month or so for a few days. One weekend he came home, spent the weekend shagging his missus and then announced that he had a woman in Copenhagen and wouldn't be coming back again to his wife. Needless to say she was rent, but after some time she met a man and fell in lust/love. At this time she was 68.
One night an ambulance had to be called because she had had a suspected heart attack during a lovemaking session in the first days of the affair. The hospital ran test after test and could find no evidence of a heart attack or any other health problem and for days just couldn't figure out what on earth had happened to her. Finally a psychologist and a heart doctor sat with her and by the time they'd finished quizzing her they reached the conclusion that in fact she had had an orgasm. The poor woman had never in 40 years of marriage to the idiot husband had an orgasm, nor even knew what one was."