Horrible Moments In 21st Century History

"Marriage can be between any two people, any four people, any ten people. It could be any kind of relationship, and we can call it marriage. But it doesn't make it marriage. I can call this napkin a paper towel. But it is a napkin. Why? Because it is what it is." - Rick Santorum

I wish the devil would come in his eyes with semen hotter than lava.