Well Albert Einstein was right. There really is no better way to start your day than by exposing your penis to a stranger. (Or was that Pee-Wee Herman? How easily I confuse the two!) Follow that up with a 10 mile bike ride to the coast, where I sat upon a cliff with the following view:
and read from Tolstoy's War And Peace (I'm on that Volume 3 shit, bitches!). After the sun went down I scored 2 goals in a soccer game, then capped it all off by working on my album (rhymes).
... If only I could find a blow job.
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