Great Moments In 20th Century Literature

"What if you never cast a shadow or rainbow of your own, but have only caught those cast by others?" - Wallace Stegner

You see things. Your eyes work. And then one day they don't. All the sights ever sawn disappear, all the knowns ever knew implode. All the beliefs ever believed, even those embraced by the whole of the heart, torch and incinerate like leaves burned upon a fire.
You start a bonfire in your backyard and watch your children as they light the things that mean less than Men (and Women). Watch them grow as the flames, jumping and dying, burst back and forth in issues of impotent joy and despair. A child's name lingers in your heart for years. But a heart ends, like any street.

Life doesn't amount to anything more than a good laugh. And then the silence.

The state of missing where you are not...

Great Moments In 21st Century Television

"They say people who kill themselves never regret it."

Great Moments In 20th Century Television

Richard Herring: "Less is more."
Stewart Lee: "No, no. Less is less. Literally, on this occasion."

España y Portugal (Part 1)

Life Matters

I showed a video of several kittens meowing to a kitten that was resting on top of me. It disturbed him. He looked around the room in search of the kittens making the noise.

Great Moments In 21st Century History

Actual headline: "Florida lifeguard fired for helping drowning man"

Insert spit-take here.

Great Moments In 21st Century Television

"True or not, Eddie, when a man wets his end in Nebraska pussy his life is changed forever."

I'm convinced that Gavin Newsom will eventually be president.

Great Moments In 21st Century Television

"I jumped out and pranked him... to death with a tire iron."